Central Park

…eradicate all congestion issues, excessive carbon emissions n global warming, rising fuel costs, road rage idiots, casualy racist flags proudly erect, Sierra’s Cavaliers & Rovers with shit bodykits, road-captains, overloaded car parks, red faces, polyester sportswear in public, burning blue, cake tin ‘zorsts, bangin’ techo out of 6×9’s, motorsport mudflaps on crap MPV’s, Council estate touring cars… infact, imagine driving from A to B in the nicest way possible.

It came to me today at about 2pm… tell football fans they NEED a plasma TV, and provide at least 1 televised match per day, preferably with a couple of hours worth of waffle by some really sweaty boring ex-players looking uncomfortable in suits who can’t string a sentence together without the use of overly used clichés and lack of punctuation and plenty of errrrrrr’s n’ backtracking repeating and stating the bleeding obvious - phew! Take a breath. Great! Destroy the fatcats, free football for everyone.

It really was peaceful out there today. I Loved it. However, be warned, do NOT enter town after the match has finished, sheeeeesh.

Other than that, Kebab stained concrete forever.